happy birthday someone
I like reblogging this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
typical Australian news
Okay real talk here does anyone else call those big wheelie bins that you dump all your shit into to get collected every week “otto bins”??
cos when I moved here last year all my housemates looked at me weirdly when I called them otto bins like it’s some weird thing
everyone in bathurst calls them otto bins is it some strange regional thing
As a Melbournian I can safely say what the fuck is a otto bin it’s a god damn wheelie bin
I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.
Christ on a bike!
i cAN’T BRHREATEH
I made the same face the mirror did
my parents named their kid after me
that’s it. that’s the fucking show
i have had enough adventure for today
I never really thought about the way my personality has rubbed off on my parents until I heard my Dad call the family cat Butt-Face this morning